Indie Lyrics

Hot Damn! Look down there.
My girl has shaved off all her hair.
Now I’m missing furry kissing
Just like god intended it.
Big, hairy, Sasquatch scary
Deep enough to nest canaries.
Soft, messy ball of twine
You can see it from behind.

You never know what’s she’s got down there.
Fuzzy wuzzy poof? Pocket full of hair?
You never know what’s she’s got down there until you take a stare
I hope she has a Sascrotch. We love girls with Sascrotch! Please grow back your
Sascrotch
No way, that can’t stay.
Grow your bush out. Start today!
Up your belly, down your legs,
Cushion for my bouncing eggs.
Big, hairy, bristling rat
Giant cat up on your lap
Gorilla mustache, monkey mouth
Bush-whacked when I go south

You never know what’s she’s got down there. Fuzzy wuzzy poof? Pocket full of hair?
You never know what’s she’s got down there until you take a stare
I hope she has a Sascrotch. We love girls with Sascrotch! Please grow back your
Sascrotch!